Most Embarrassing Moments

[amithist]

Well since i was the one to mention it i guess i will be the first one to "expose" my embarrassing moment first.

The need for women to wear pants that you have to use crisco and shoehorn to put on has been around since i was really young. Not sure if its still the style as I am at the age that i can make my own style and everyone else can bite me if they dont like it. Anyway..

i had just bought these gorgeous jeans. They were decorated in bright shiny do-dads and had lace where huge holes had been cut out of the jeans ( i know i know but that was the "style" when i was young). I had two shirts on one thin strapped tank top and a complete lace one covering that with the shoulders falling off (those of us old enough remember that combo lol) I was 19 i think. it was during the time that i looked damn good lol. (ok i am getting to it bare with me) All decked out friends and i headed out for a night of debauchery.

First my strapless bra breaks...SNAP...Oh well I'll just put it in my purse I am covered enough. Then one of thin straps breaks off...we used a safety pin to fix that one. Then I bent over the pool table and my brand new jeans made this very LOUD and horrendous rip sound. wait wait that wasnt it theres more to this story. Anyway we ran to the ladies room and someone had a mini mini skirt in their purse(i didnt ask why EVER) so i slip in to this 3 inch piece of stretchy material nick named skirt. We go back out. Everything went fine for quite awhile (oh i must have been 21 i remember having a couple drinks in the bar lol) and we decided to put our drinks down for a bit and dance. about 3 songs into the set some really drunk stupid twit almost falls and when she did she grabbed my lace shirt. the lace shirt tore off in a blink and at the same time the safety pin let go. And there i was in the middle of a dance floor pretty much stripped to the waist.

To this day I am soo glad i was still young enough that gravity hadn't taken over. but i turn red every time someone who was there mentions it. So i guess you can say i was topless dancer for about 5 seconds of my life lol

[cotchios_009]

Cool!!! I m next...Well....I dont remember aby embarrassing moments...

[amithist]

Give it time your young yet I have found that till your old enough to something stupid ie drink too much, its usually your parents that have the stories about you that will embarrass you when they tell em to the person your dating. Then of course there is always when they take out your baby pictures. But I do think its kewl that you don't have anything yet.

[azzachan3]

hmmm....when i was in about yr 6 after class i went to my bag and saw a friend of mine who was pretty much twice as tall as me jump ofer a fence type thing with ease, we had a divided classroom next to the main building after he jumped it i told him to do it again mainly cas it looked kool, again he did it with ease, so the awsome kid that i am i tried to do it i took a run up at it and jumped with my hands on the top bar o the fence, ( the fence has like 2 bars on the middle 1=1 <- best i draw) anyway when i jumped over, everything went dark... a few minutes later (the tall friend told me) i was on the concrete ground head first with my leg stuck on the top bar(again) and a bloody bump on my head so i got up and all these other student where around me giggling saying, "hahah hey man do u remember what happen?" so i said of corse not wth happen? ur leg got caught and u went head first into the ground,.....DAMIT!!!!!! so much for looking kool -_-

lol so thats my most embarasing moment and i still have that bruise on my head it dosent hurt anymore but it reminds me "think before you do" one of my dads favorite sayings lol well thats it for now ...................(btw sorry for the crap way i wrote the story i suck at writing stories with detail)

[amithist]

Your writing isn't that bad at all. Write stories even when they happen to you take time to learn how they go together. You are already a step ahead of most adults I know, as you actually use grammar when you write. To this point I haven't knocked myself out or broken any bones (knock on wood). It sounds like knocking your self in the head like that must have been very disorienting when you came to. I don't even want to imagine how much that hurt. If you can touch the bruised area without hurting yourself take something like a cream or massage oil and put a dab on your finger and just slowly rub in small circles over the bruise. It helps to break up the blood that has formed the bruise and will be there for less time. Or just wear it and have fun. My brother loved to show off his lol.

[azzachan3]

lol it wasent very disconcerning because i have a pretty hard head mainly case of me sfalling asleep in class and smacking my head on the table sand so....when i fell it dident really do much but give me a bump on the noggin...ninja skillz

[ObsidianLuv]

lol ninja skillz my butt! hmm lets my embrassing moments oh! here's one its kinda stupid too >_<'' i was around 10 or so and my aunt was building her new home so i always go there n hang out and mainly cuz of this guy i like he was older to boot too (it was a little gurls crush) anyway i was playing n he called my n ask me to get sumthing for him ( i was so happy atm) so of course i go get wut he asks for n i was running back to him n didn't see where i was running n ran smack into a poll n dislodge my shoulder omg u could imagine the pain i cry so hard i had to go to the doc n everything. till this day it sumtimes hurts n when it does i rem y n get pissed off n think was i rly that stupid -_-? n he was ugly when i look back now!!!! i kept askin myself wut was i thinking god help me -_-;;

i no its not rly that embrassing but..

[azzachan3]

lol dislodging ur shoulder would hurt like crap...my knees like that at skool sometimes it like dislocates and pops back in and it hurts like hell!!.........byyy thhee way AWSOME PIC!!!!!

[shinigami412]

ami:lol!!!!!well,yeah yeah,i must not laugh readin ur bad moments.....but....lol!!can't keep myself quiet well,i must say....could be a hell of excitin do that thing,uh???hehehehe......like the allmighty "nude cc"!!!(blocky's creation lol )

blocky n`azz:OUCH!!!!!!1000000000x times!!!!!!!

well,i have some moments....the last one: well,my mom doesn't(or well,didn't) knows i drink sometimes (just a glass of fine wine,or a beer,or well,i good-like-hell coctail ^^),n 1 time,like a month ago,we went to a casino (mom likes to play slot machines).there,my mom was just distracted playin with money,while i was just walkin round,n then i saw him,a nice looking/sooooo damn handsome barman at the casino's bar.well i just sitted in front of him n`started with a nice conversation (well,i was so damn bored,n he was smilin at me every single min i saw him,so....well,u know,just to meet nice n handsome ppl ^^...so damn handsome ones!!! lol),when he offered me a martini. i said "yes,plz,mixed,like not shaked,like James Bond" n' giggled (damn,told u,i was bored,n he was funny ^^).anyways,my mom is kinda.....embarasing....like ami wrote bout parents talkin wrong stuff bout us when we r bout to date some1....well,my mom doesnt need some threat at hand,she just embarase me anytime,anywhere,just with any single stuff she might talk bout....(obviusly,isnt at porpouse);n while i was bout to take the drink,my mom(dunno how she just appeared 'round)saw me,the barman,n the cup,n' like a briggy she yelled (screamed!!!!!!) "hey,don't!!!!don't give my baby alcohol!!!!can't u see she is just a lil girl?????she does not drink!!!!take away that from her!!!" damn....i was just petrified,shocked,blushed like hell(at the negative way...)n' was bout to find a spot to get lost from the 100+ ppl eyes lookin at me......n' the barman,well,he just laughed n said "sorry".....oh!!!n' mom just askin me bout why i was acceptin it.it was the 10000000x time my mom embarased me,but well,is my mom lol

[azzachan3]

WOOO martini!!!!(never tried it looks like water with and olive in it) and wine taste gross its so bittery

[ObsidianLuv]

lol hawtstuff like this part the most! -->"yes,plz,mixed,like not shaked,like James Bond" n' giggled <---so much for being a shy gurl!u sly fox! u work ur magic!!!

as for azza wine is sooo good u just have to no which ones to drink i like white wine its super yummy n red wine not as much cuz thier bitter but they do have sum of them sweet my sis always buy the bitter stuff -_- just so i can't drink it!

[azzachan3]

5 more years then i might like wine or something

and the james bond saying is "shaken not stirred"

[cotchios_009]

ah not again!! not another page for u to spam azza....(jk. lol)

[azzachan3]

i'm brining my sexy page back mwhahahahah

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